Saturday, 10 October 2015

21 People Reveal The Most Hilarious Reasons Why They Got Fired From Their Jobs

Had a bad day at work? Well, you’re not the only one whose work life sucks! These 21 people tell you the most stupid reasons why they got fired, and it is so funny, it’ll definitely make your day!

1. Hunger really makes you do all sorts of crazy things.

I tell everyone I got laid off from a job because of pay cuts but I got fired because I stole people's food from the fridge.

2. So does the doughnut temptation.

I worked at a bakery for 3 months and was fired because I hid a box of donuts in the freezer so I could eat them when I had to go in there to clean it out

3. Never go full retard.

One time I got sick at work and drank what though was dayquill but ended up being nyquill and I got fired for being drunk on the job

4. We hope it wasn’t the manager’s cabin she had sex in!

I was fired because I had sex in my office after hours. My manager was upset to say the least

5. You McMean!

Today I got fired from Mcdonalds for calling a co-worker mcbitch

6. Not a very Prince-like thing to do.

I was Prince Eric in Disneyland parades for 5 years, until I got fired for doing porn on the side.

7. Is this for real?

I got fired for eating candy in the job... I ain't even mad

8. Wish you could do the same, right?

I got so drunk at work today I was fired for telling my boss to go fuck himself

9. Phoebe feels you.

Today I was fired from work because they found a porn video with my twin sister in it. They wouldn't believe that it wasn't me.

10. What the…

I was fired from work today for farting in a very important meeting

11. Haha, this one’s funny!

I got fired from Starbucks for drawing a penis on a girls caramel macchiato. she called corporate lol.

12. Were you pouting?

I got fired because of a work selfie

13. Anybody with a sweet tooth would sympathize with you, bro!

I was fired today because theyve found out ive been eating their rocky road ice cream. no remorse. #wellfought

14. So, did you get the autograph or not?

I got fired for asking Zac Efron for an autograph when he was having dinner at the restaurant I worked at... IT WAS A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY!

15. Well, at least you got laid.

Today I got fired for making out with my boyfriend when he stopped by. Oops

16. #LifeGoals

today I got fired for calling in sick yesterday just so I can stay home & play skyrim I still have no regrets

17. Should’ve used the stapler on the boss!

I was just fired because I couldn't staple papers to my boss's satisfaction

18. Idiot is an understatement, dude.

I borrowed a food scale from my job for a night so I could weigh some weed. My boss found out and I got fired. I'm an idiot haha

19. ROFL!

I was fired from my job at the sperm bank for saying

20. I think you got fired because you got high, not because you taste tested the fries.

I got fired from my first job because I would get high and taste test the fries

21. What the f*ck?

I can't believe I got fired for saying
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